question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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