why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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