The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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