the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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