so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
