So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Just puked most of my soul out..
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