apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Come on in and take your pants off
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