Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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