I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
