so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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