So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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