I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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