so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Found the puke drawer
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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