How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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