so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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