Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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