How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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