I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Lo siento on account of my penis...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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