i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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