Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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