Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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