You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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