yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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