I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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