i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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