Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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