hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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