I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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