And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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