We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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