I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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