Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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