The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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