just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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