Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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