what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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