You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
it's great music for shaving your balls
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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