Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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