Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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