so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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