She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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