Pappa wants mamma naked
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize