I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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