Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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