Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's rum buckets o'clock
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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