One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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