So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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