im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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