Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Dick very happy bro
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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