Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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