Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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