I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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