i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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