benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize