Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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