Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
