Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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